[Hubert snarls, long fingers twitching on his tome.]

Tch. If someone had offered such a thing to me fifteen years ago I likely would have been first in line. So I know how comforting sleep can be when the real world is out to hurt you. Being tempted is just human nature.

But who I have much less sympathy for is someone selling poison and calling it a cure. And I know poison when I smell it.